Sometimes a gift horse just looks you straight in the eye.
Thanks Moms of Conejo Valley... you really never let me down! #MOCV Usually I dedicate Tuesdays to #TMITUESDAYS, and we certainly had some solid leads, didn't we ladies? Between the picture of the popped zit, the description of a heavy period -- (blood everywhere!), and the woman sharing that she leaks semen all day after her husband finishes inside of her, well... honestly, I don't even know how to wrap that sentence up so I'm not gonna try.
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Monday, June 15, 2015It's been a pretty fantastic start to the week in Mommyland. #MoaningMonday We've been asked: 1. Why is my period late? Is it because I've been working out? (Yes. According to the calendar I have down for you, it must be that.) 2. Is it ok to celebrate my baby's first birthday a few days earlier than her actual birthday? (Nope, you're totally scarring your one year old who will immediately recognize the date and call you a fraud.) 3. Has anyone ever gotten a speeding ticket? Anyone, ever? Like, how do I get out of it? (Flash those milk jugs, girl! -- inspired by a fellow mom) know this won't be a popular post, but I'm up to HERE with you perfect moms that are the perfect spouses.
Women, can we NOT with the husband/man bashing? For real. In honor of the mommy mutiny in response to paidadvertisinggate2015* let's take a look at mommy group rules I've compiled from across the land! These are real rules. 1. If you don't know how to be an adult, then bye felicia! (a girl after my own heart!) 2. Sadly, we have to state, WE DON'T CONDONE CHILD ABUSE! (I need to know what prompted this.) 3. This is a safe space with no judging, no debating, no discriminating, and no bashing! (yaaaawn.) 4. Please do not discuss posts with members outside of this group. That is just ruuude. (well that's no fun!) Forevermore, Tuesdays shall be dubbed TMI TUESDAYS. When my face wasn't being slapped with pictures of diarrhea diapers and baby ass rashes, I was drowning in a sea of posts about every other bodily function possible. By the way, NO I DON'T KNOW WHY YOUR BABY IS HAVING DIARRHEA. Asking, "My baby has diarrhea, what do you think is wrong, if anything?" demonstrates to me that you actually lack the basic understanding to differentiate between a group of online women and doctors. |
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