FEATURED TESTIMONIAL OF THE MONTH:
"You should apologize to the trees because they produce oxygen for you and you just waste it and all their hard work."
---some guy who thinks Trump is handling the Puerto Rico crisis flawlessly
"You probably wear a pink hat."
--- a chick who hates the color pink?
"What a nut job! I can't believe anyone follows this page! Everyone needs to unfollow!"
--- someone who comments on my page frequently
"AM has no couth with her language & name-calling."
--- a pearl clutcher
"Go back into the kitchen and make fudge."
--- a "nice Canadian," according to his friend
"The slim celebrity photo is the only good thing of interest for me, perhaps the great food, I have the foreknowledge of the future that all the pies and the bottles of wine hides in scarcity of photos shows perhaps an expanding physique. Get off the sugar, save your child and sober up!"
--- the friend, defending the Canadian
"If I ever see you in real life I'll throw a pie in your face. A cream pie."
--- the same gent as above
"What I comprehend is your lack of intelligence and your level of ignorance. Just because you hold a degree in Education does not make you educated. We will pray for mercy on your soul. May God have mercy on you!!"
--- someone who thinks I'm a teacher
"And I will continue to laugh at your stupidity!"
--- the same gal from above
"She is a libtard — it's to be expected."
--- ^^^^ friendsies
"Clearly the only person seeking 15 minutes of attention would be anonymous mommy and cronies."
--- someone who wants us to know she researched civil law.
"AM isn't funny. She is just angry and it's like a bad SNL skit."
--- an angry woman
"She's psychotic. She has multiple personalities and makes fake accounts to comment on her page."
--- someone who thinks I'm crazy
"You are a liberal c*nt.*"
--- someone who apparently isn't one
"More like not so anonymous mommy."
--- captain obvious
"I hope I never run into her in person because I wouldn't look good in an orange jumpsuit."
--- someone not a fan of Orange is the New Black
"I blocked her a long time ago so she can't see this post."
---someone I wasn't aware existed
"You are a hypocrite."
--- someone who is one to know one
"AM is a drama queen and writes things for attention."
--- someone who has many things fly over her head
"You're the leader of a cult and blind sheep are following you."
--- someone who commented on my page for more than 24 hours in a row
"Her nonprofit posts get the lowest engagement."
--- someone oddly dedicated to actively wishing a nonprofit doesn't succeed
"Nobody even likes anonymous mommy. Her page got boring a long time ago."
--- someone who was able to recall all of my recent posts.
"I used to like you, but you've crossed the line."
--- in response to an anti-KKK post
--- someone who has no appreciation of my perfect nose!
"I'm going to tell you for the last time to cease and desist."
--- someone who legitimately believes my blog is about her
"She's really stupid. Nobody reads what she writes. It's not funny."
--- a random person
"You = drama."
--- someone who apparently avoids drama...
"She's a coward for saying things anonymously behind a screen."
--- someone who didn't get the memo