The BABY life...
I've decided that today I'm going to act like a toddler because they have it pretty good.
I'm going to start my morning screaming, just for shits. Because I can. I'm also going to take everything from my crib and throw it onto the floor so my people know I mean business. Sometimes I'm faking it, but right now, I'm being totally serious.
Red Cup Haterade
We took AB to the new house so that we could clean the oven and microwave that had apparently never been cleaned in their entire previous ownership.
As you can imagine, we didn't get the cleaning done because AB went beast mode and reminded us she's a toddler.
Mom Groups Anonymous
So, I've left most of the mom groups as you know.
I feel like there should be a group for that.
Mom Groups Anonymous. "We're here to offer you the same support you thought you'd get online!" Can you imagine? That'd go over well. And by well, I mean catastrophic. I feel like they'd HAVE to have security.