The end is near.
Ok, that sounds dramatic. Maybe not the "end" end. But the end of this pregnancy. Hopefully the end of this acid reflux. Potentially the end of net neutrality. Most certainly the end of 2017... and thank you baby Jesus for that, because can we all just get a collective "fuck 2017!"? Ah. That feels better. A little too "the glass is half empty" for you? Look, I had to do half this year WITHOUT alcohol. The year of the pussy-grabbing, racist, mentally unhinged orange baboon... and I'm rockin' it sober? Maybe there is a god and maybe he's getting back at me for questioning why he'll encourage a stranger to buy someone free coffee at Starbucks, but not like, feed starving children in third world countries. Guess we'll never really know!