Within a week of being a new mom, a message in my Facebook inbox appeared from an old friend. "I hope you don't mind that I added you to a mom group I'm a part of. All of the women are so supportive and loving. It's a really great community." (Sometimes I look back at this and cry from laughing so hard.)
Mind? No, certainly not! I was new to the game. Oh yes, it's a game. I'll teach you. I mean surviving Mommy Facebook Groups, not the kid. The kid isn't a game, unless you count barking like a dog to get your baby to bark like a dog. Anyway, I didn't know a lick about keeping a baby alive. This sounded ah-mazing.