One day I got pregnant, and that's how it all began.
I'm not nearly as anonymous as I once was, and to save you the trouble of investigative work: Jessica Weihe is what my friends and family call me. Well, actually they call me "Cleo" but that's a story for another day.
I started this blog after writing a silly Facebook "note" about my first experience in a mom group. It's kind of its own beast at this point and I'm just along for the ride, like everyone else.
I consider myself a pretty average gal, with a mouth that's probably a little too big for my own good.
I like coffee. A lot. And beer. And wine. And recently, Bourbon!
I love apple pie.
AB is my heart.
Conejo Valley born and raised, woot wooooot.
One husband. One daughter. One dog. 100 bottles of wine.
Writing is my therapy.
I've got a sailor's mouth.
I try to be a good person for at least 82% of the day — some days that's easier than others.