Gather around friends. It's time for a story of one man's foolish, foolish mistake.
One day, I was innocently scrolling through Facebook when my eyes took in a post that filled me with an "Oh hellllllll no."
It said this:
"Donate to my page so I can beat my wife."
(Yes, I know... rather poor wording...).
Anywho, as it turns out, my husband has started his own Relay For Life team, and his goal is to beat me.
MY PEOPLE THIS CANNOT HAPPEN.
We've set in motion a daily competition. The loser in terms of funds received has to do the dishes.
Do you love me? Do you like me? Do you hate me only a little? Then I need your support!
Oh yeah... all your donations all go to American Cancer Society, to, you know, find a cure for cancer.... so I guess that's pretty neat too.
DONATE TO ANONYMOUS MOMMY'S RELAY FOR LIFE TEAM AND:
1) Be a hero for the cure!
2) Make my husband do the dishes!
HERE HERE HERE HERE